Wicked by Gregory MaGuire

Things That I Really Wish Gregory Maguire Had Bothered To Explain That Might Have Made Wicked Worth Reading:

-Why Elphaba is green.
-Why Elphaba cannot touch water.
-The “Philosophy Club” which seemed to be some sort of bizarre sex club which was introduced towards the middle of the story, and then never mentioned again
-How it’s physically possible that Elphaba gave birth to a son, but may actually not have, because she doesn’t remember it. (Maguire’s explanation is that she was drugged up on sedatives for the entire pregnancy and therefore cannot tell if she actually had a kid. I assure you, Mr. MaGuire, there is no drug on this earth or on Oz that makes a woman unable to remember giving birth, or erase the physical evidence of said birth)
-What the hell the Clock of the Time Dragon was, and how it’s able to give puppet shows revealing the Deep Dark Secrets of characters’ pasts.
-Why Elphaba wanted the magic slippers so much – yeah, I get that they’re the representation of her father’s love, but I thought Elphaba was above material bullshit like that.
-The backstory of the Scarecrow and why he hated the Wicked Witch of the West. (The Tin Man and Lion are explained, but I guess by the time he had to come up with a story for the Scarecrow, Maguire had used up all his creative juices. As a result, the Scarecrow just appears with the others at the witch’s castle, and even Elphaba can’t figure out why the hell he’s there)

Verdict: one out of five stars

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